Gentlemen, it’s time to settle the age-old question: who among us is truly elite at kickball? Join us for a completely serious kickball tournament featuring questionable athleticism, unnecessary competitiveness, and bonus points for arriving on a BMX bike and bringing your very own sack dinner. Come ready to play, laugh, and prove that adulthood was perhaps a mistake.

No need to RSVP—just come as you are, and we’ll see you there!